I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
try to milk me bitch
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
