tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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