If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
