do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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