Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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