I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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