Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
