ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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