apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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