Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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