Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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