Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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