Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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