Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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