I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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