Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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