What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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