chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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