What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You've changed since you got that strap on
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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