We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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This is my gift to your gina
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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