I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I have tasted many bathrooms
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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