I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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