oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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