guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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