so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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