Dual....:-)
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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