When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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