fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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