We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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