The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Someone shattered a urinal.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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