she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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