Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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