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she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so let's talk penis.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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