my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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