this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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