Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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