i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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