i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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