Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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