She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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