is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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