Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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