I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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