Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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