It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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