I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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