I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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