The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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