People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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