batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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