He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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