ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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