please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Everyone says I win the strip club
Two words: blizzard sex
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