I hate all girls vehemently.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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either way he was missing a nipple.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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