So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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