Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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