if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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