She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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