She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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