normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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